Humor

Women and Aging

(Anonymous Via the Net)

Age 8: Looks at herself and sees Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty etc.

Age 15: Looks at herself and sees Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty/Cheerleader or if she is PMSing: sees Fat/Pimples/UGLY "Mom I can't go to school looking like this"

Age 20: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly, but decides she's going anyway.

Age 30: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly, but decides she doesn't have time to fix it so she's going anyway.

Age 40: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly and says "at least I'm clean" and goes anyway.

Age 50: Looks at herself and says "I am" and goes where ever she wants to.

Age 60: Looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who can't even see themselves in the mirror anymore. Goes out and conquers the world.

Age 70: Looks at herself and sees wisdom, laughter and ability,goes out and enjoys life.

Age 80: Doesn't bother to look. Just puts on a red hat and goes out to do anything she pleases.