1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder 3. How cute they look when they sleep 4. The ease in which they fit into … Continue reading
Category Archives: Just for Laughs
MESS TEST Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer. TOY TEST Obtain a 55 gallon box of Legos (or you may substitute roofing tacks). Have a friend spread … Continue reading
In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. It’s harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. No one expects you to run into a burning building. People call … Continue reading
If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two and keep away from children. It’s a very strange name they picked for “Social Security.” For what they … Continue reading
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring. He replies, “I have a question to ask you, but I don’t want … Continue reading